Monday, November 14, 2005

Fox cans President Bush

In a move that will likely spell the end of political career for
President Bush, the Fox network said on Friday it is going to pull
reporting of all events related to the President from its schedule for
the rest of the season.

Fox plans to air russian porn in place of news relating to the President through the end of the season when networks go all-out to boost their ratings.

A network spokesman said the President will return to the news slots
next season, but the show's future beyond that had not been decided.

Insiders at the network said it was doubtful that President will return
to the news sections unless there is another terrorist attack on the country. "It probably does spell the end of Bush's presidency" one source told Reuters.

The Presidency, starring George W Bush as the President of United States is struggling to manage current affairs of the country without accurate and untainted CIA reports and a huge disability of not having an actual brain, was amusing for Americans at the beginning but patience is wearing thin. However the President has an ardent follower in the form of big oil companies and defense contractors.

Bush's approval rating have been sinking the past few seasons, and is currently at his lowest since his new clips started appearing on Fox network. Bush also received his all-time worst marks in other
categories in the CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll. The categories were, romance, emotion and drama.

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