Polio outbreak..

The world is shouting boo,
exporting polio India is - says WHO,
redouble the drive for immunization,
take extra care of sanitization,
because polio spreads through poo.

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Shrinks, Defense Contractors and Media hosts PsychCon 2006

The alliance of psychiatrists, defense contractors and media, along with the White House, hosted the annual PsychCon on September 11th. PsychCon06 drew visitors from across the world. The mission of the conference is to spread fear and uncertainty throughout the world so as to foster bigger wars, fatter paychecks, and increased TRP/Nielsen's ratings for its sponsors.

Speaking on the occasion, US President G.W. Bush said that while PsychCon was a great event to showcase the advances in generating mass hysteria, the process of keeping the people in a perpetual state of fear was a year long affair for the US government. People in the US, England and Israel are working hard to create an environment where every minor event is overblown to spread the fear psychosis to the next level.

In an interview with the press, the spokesman for the sponsors said that the event hopes to, and is mostly successful, in reopening wounds of the 2001 September 11th attack on World Trade Center. People should not forget the day, by festering the wound we can make sure that all of us survive. "The perpetual fear has led to a sharp increase in turnout at the shrinks' offices. The media registers a sharp increase in its viewership during these psych-events. The defense contractors are happy to manufacture bigger and meaner weapons for mass destruction for the US government".

The spokesman further said that all efforts are being made to hoodwink the world and US citizens into believing that Iran was responsible for September 11 events in 2001. The new efforts comes after a successful hoodwinking event, where Iraq was tagged as a terrorist supporter in spite of zero evidence that Saddam ever supported terrorism.

One of the conference attendee, Ken Mitchell, told the reporters, "This is really great, I am very turned on by all the information that is provided by my government. I did not sleep peacefully for about 5 years in a row, I have a string of psychological disorder due to stress of the last few years. I am on anti-depressants, but my shrink tells me that if I try to put the tragedy behind me and focus on healing the wounds, the terrorists win."

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JonBenet Season Finale; Karr to star in his own show

The season finale of the runaway hit series 'Who Killed JonBenet' left a lot of viewers fuming because the show producers cut short John Mark Karr's role by booting him off the show in the final moments of the episode.

'Who Killed JonBenet' was this season's most watched television series according to Nielsen ratings, with John Mark Karr in the lead role. The series started with Karr undergoing a sex change operation. As a result of sex change, Lady Karr now had to use 20,000 words per day, as opposed to 7000 that Karr was normally used to. That led to Karr blurting out that he was the person who the killed JonBenet. Evil District Attorneys immediately set into action by arresting Karr in Thailand in the very first episode of this season.

As the season continued, a lot of viewers tuned in to watch the series due to the heavy exposure on the Internet. At least 1000 fan sites were registered in less than a week. The web interest sparked interest of a lot of people who otherwise did not watch the TV, thus making the series one of the biggest success in the media history.

Karr was booted off the show when the DNA evidence did not relate him to the crime scene. Messages across the Internet show that the viewers are not convinced that Karr's exit from the show was in the original script. One online viewer going by the web handle, KarrMyHero, said that Karr was removed from the show because he demanded a pay hike to star in the next season, but the producers did not want to raise his salary. Another viewer going by the handle Karr_for_20008, thinks that politics has to do a lot with why Karr was booted off the show. "Conservatives financing the show did not want to be associated with a transgender character during the sensitive phase of election year politics. More over, the religious belt of America were giving their acceptance to transgender issues, the political bigwigs thought it can lead to acceptance of homosexuality, and therefore pulled the plug on Karr".

Show producers are tight lipped about the shows next season but promise a lot of action when the show returns in spring. Karr isn't doing bad himself. He has landed a deal with Sonoma County to star in "American Paedophile" in which he plays the part of a man accused of possessing child pornography.

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