Free gas causes Israel to bomb Beirut airport

Israeli defense forces has been attacking its neighbouring countries in excitement over a gasoline giveaway this week.

For the most part, IDF has been attacking the weak countries of Palestine and Lebanon that had waited patiently for hours for about $30 worth of free gasoline each that Allstate Insurance provided at one station.

Israel claims that its people had started lining up at the border before midnight, but the Hezbollah cut across the line and kickedKilled 3 of it soldiers, and shovedkidnapped another 2 in a portable toilet.

The violence further escalated when Israeli Mafia ordered a "severe and harsh" response, following which the Israeli gang members went on a drive by shooting, blowing up bridges and airports.

Police spokesperson said that there is little that the police force could do to bring the situation under control, partly because their fixation on countries with dud missiles, and mostly because when questioned about their behaviour, the gang members always play the movie Schindler's List, and claim that anybody who questions their actions will have to answer to their mob boss.