Europe to outsource population growth

Citing recent trends in population decline, Europe today announced that it is developing a comprehensive plan to outsource population enhancement work to China and India. The report said that women are no longer willing to have children and thus the job of population enhancement needs to be shipped overseas.

The opposition however blamed the government for not giving enough incentives for local population expansion experts to do their jobs. The opposition was also critical of the process, saying that outsourced population expansion will not have the same quality as indigenously produced population.

Infosys and Wipro welcomed the announcement saying that they will train the workforce to produce the same quality of population that the customer nation needs. Both the compaines went on to upgrade their yearly revenue estimates. The NSE and BSE rose 5% on the news, while the Euronext index fell 10 points.